Hunger Beaters and Buzzer Beaters: Chow down at C-USA Tourney

Is your hunger gnawing like a skinny rat on a breadbox?

Are you so famished you could eat a cafeteria of USDA school lunches?

Well then, head over to the C-USA basketball tournament at UTEP and step up to the concession stands.

They’ve stocked up, waiting for your visit, with:

800 pounds of nacho chips
1,750 pounds of nacho cheese
480 gallons of bag in a box of syrup for soft drinks
4,800 bottles water
500 pounds of hot dog franks
2,500 units of hot dog bread

And to wash it all down? Yes, they’ve got beer too.